INTRO: VERSE 1: D I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored. D I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd. I been Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed. A D That's the hand I use, well, never mind! VERSE 2: I been Phil Spectored, resurrected. I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered. Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay. And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce, And all my wealth won't buy me health, So I smoke a pint of tea a day. INTERLUDE: culture, But it's alright, Ma, everybody must get stoned. V (paul-simon.info)