Counterfeit Faker They Might Be Giants Song: Counterfeit Faker Album: Long Tall Weekend Verse 1: [C]Call out the undertaker Call out the police The counterfeit faker Is coming after me [C]Yes I loved him like a brother I loved him ambivalently Chorus: There's [D#]no way to measure The d[F]amage he has done [Dm]Counterfeit faker [G]Carries a grudge Verse 2: Nervous, I walk through windows I walked through plate glass doors Silent, his presence haunts me And waves me on some more Chorus: (guitaretab.com)