intro: A, B verse: nk. I've slammed a lot of crumpet, but its doing them some good, If they don't like it, they can lump it, they've all been ugly tugs. One bitch, she had a flat head, put up quite a fight, But I found a gob to place my knob, And a place to put my pint. I always end up shagging a really smelly bag and getting down to business When I just don't want to shag, Chorus. x2 end Sometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc, I'm using all this drinking time to service u (guitaretab.com)