Failure With Girls The Macc Lads Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads... I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies. [F#]I've got an ugly [A]face, With [E]spots all over the [B]place, [F#]I haven't got any [A]mates, [E]And me clothes have gone [B]out of date. [F#]I go to the pub on me [A]own, And I [E]drink me orange al[B]one, [F#]I sit and stare at the [A]crack, But [E]they just [B]turn their backs, I [Ab]want to chat them [C#]up, But I [F#]stare at me [B]feet, And [Ab]then I go (azchords.com)