Words and Music by Steven Page and Ed Robertson I think this is pretty darn close to the version on Stunt. Capo III G 320003 , Cadd9 x32003 , C x32010, Em 022000, D x00232, Am x02210 Most of verse alternates G Cadd9... One day I will build a fountain G Cadd9... Drink and never grow old G Cadd9... Then I'll market an elixir G Cadd9... G Cadd9... Em That will eliminate the common cold I can't stand to wait in line long G Cadd9... So I built a new machine G Cadd9... It just measures up the (azchords.com)