Hair Stephen Lynch This song is really genius. I havent seen it anywhere else, and decided it needed to be The song is only 11 seconds long, but the lyrics are funny as hell. Really simple song, it for your parents and what-not. Enjoy. Theres a h[A]air on the soap, and [G]its short a[D]nd its curly, A G D A (let ring) A hair on the soap, and I dont think its mine There ya go. (guitaretab.com)