Don't waste your breath to thank him, he'll smash ice cream on your head He'd rather give out spankings to women in his bed He breaks out wearing make-up, he'd rather wear a frown Don't make him mad, he'll hurt your dad He's the nasty, evil clown The funny car gives him backaches He hates big floppy shoes A child cries, the other clowns sigh, "Evil, is that you?" He will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling down Then he's prob'ly drunk, and needs a shave He's the nasty, evil clown (azchords.com)