# #SUBSTITUTE # # x2 # T S I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth G Northside of my town faces east and northside faces south U I And now you dare look me in the eye T But crocodile tears are what you cry A It's a genuine problem you won't try to work it all out R Just pass it by pass it by T Substitute me for him A Substitute my coke for gin B Substitute you for my mum At least I'll get my washing done C O x2 M P But I'm a substitue for another guy... I L x2 A T I was born with a plas (chordiearchive.chordie.com)