The Table - by The Beautiful South Verse 1: This friend F G C C This one never even spoke CHORUS I've been grave CHORUS I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon I've been treated like a bed Been carried like a stretcher, when someone thinks they're dead I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon I've been taken for a fool Taken for a desk, when they should have been at school Bridge: Tables only turn when tables learn Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn Treat me with some dignity, don' (azchords.com)