Flakes Frank Zappa
From: William Kaemmerling <br/> <br/> FLAKES<br/> by Frank Zappa<br/> <br/> FLAKES! FLAKES<br/> FLAKES, FLAKES<br/> <br/> F#m E<br/> THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD<br/> E D <br/> THEY NEVER BE WORKIN<br/> D F#m E<br/> WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD<br/> E C#m<br/> THEY WASTE YOUR TIME<br/> D Bm<br/> THERE WASTIN MINE<br/> G#m<br/> CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM<br/> F#m<br/> BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM<br/> <br/> [CHORUS]<br/> E A B<br/> SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST<br/> AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST<br/> SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST<br/> AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST<br/> <br/> THEY GOT THE FLAKES<br/> <br/> FLAKES! FLAKES!<br/> F#m E<br/> THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES<br/> E D<br/> YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"<br/> D F#m E<br/> WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES<br/> E C#m <br/> YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT<br/> D Bm <br/> BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT<br/> G#m<br/> THERE LYIN AND LAZY<br/> F#m<br/> THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY<br/> <br/> [CHORUS]<br/> TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!<br/> D Em <br/> I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD<br/> <br/> <br/> D<br/> IF MY JOB WOULD<br/> G A B<br/> SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY<br/> D Em<br/> WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND <br/> Em<br/> CAME AND WENT FRANKIE<br/> D<br/> AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING<br/> G A B<br/> BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY<br/> D Em <br/> YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO<br/> D <br/> THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU <br/> G A<br/> THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL <br/> A B<br/> THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING<br/> D Em<br/> AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY<br/> D <br/> THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS<br/> G A <br/> THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY<br/> B<br/> TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING<br/> YES IT WILL<br/> <br/> E A B, E A B...ETC<br/> <br/> E Eaug3rd E <br/> I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE<br/> SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE<br/> ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE<br/> IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY <br/> BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED<br/> WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT <br/> CRUMBLES AND BREAKS<br/> WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES<br/> THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE<br/> AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR<br/> E <br/> WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY<br/> A B<br/> YESTERDAY AFTERNOON<br/> E A B<br/> THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON<br/> <br/> <br/> E A B <br/> THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY<br/> E<br/> AND THE TOILET BLEW UP<br/> A B <br/> LATER ON THE NEXT DAY<br/> BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY<br/> <br/> E D E D E D ETC..<br/> <br/> WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS<br/> WERE COMING TO GET YOU <br/> WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS<br/> SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU <br/> CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION<br/> ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL<br/> THAT CIVILIZATION<br/> WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL<br/> AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE<br/> WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN<br/> WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN<br/> YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN<br/> YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES<br/> OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US<br/> BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY <br/> THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US<br/> <br/> WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE<br/> COMING TO GET YOU <br/> <br/> If you know this song it should come easy!<br/> <br/> Eaug3rd 022200<br/> <br/> You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!<br/> <br/> Submited by <br/> Will Kaemmerling<br/> merck@svpal.org<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> </div> </div> <div class="breadcrumbs">
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