If I Had 00000 Barenaked Ladies
[G] [D] [C] [G/F#] [Em]
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Intro/Verse
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*8th time on verse, do this
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Chorus
C D G G/F# Em 3x
C D 1x
LYRICS
Verse 1
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Verse 2
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a lamb, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrickkk's remains (Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Verse 3
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Chorus
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars[G/F#] (if I [Em]had a million dollars)
...and so on.....
YOU GET THE IDEA
-sorry, i have to hurry, I don't have time for all the lyrics
-oh yeah, when theyre talking about pre-wrapped sausages and bacon
or whatever, just do the same part as the verse
HAVE FUN, OK
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