Petrov Yelyena and Me Flight of the Conchords
Petr[A]ov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but ha[B]ppy, at sea
P[A]etrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"
I [A]say "There are pl[D]enty of fi[E]sh in the s[F]ea"
But [C]all they c[B]an see... [A]is me.
The[A]y say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Y[B]es.
I w[C]ant to party, ju[A]st we three. Lo[B]st, b[C]ut happy a[A]t sea."
So[A] we drank all night from the keg
I passed out, then awoke with one leg
I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He s[B]aid "No" and he we[C]nt back to b[A]ed....
But he [B]looked susp[C]iciously w[A]ell fed.
Th[A]ree days l[D]ater they w[E]ere hun[F]gry again
Th[C]ey said, "[B]Any last re[A]quests, my friend?"
I [A]said, "Do you know the Rolling Stones?
Like we were at a rock concert, you know? Ya. Drinking Coca-Cola,
and we got big time? No. Ya, it was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak
of my life."
So[A] we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
wh[A]en I awoke they were ch[B]ewing on bones.
Ye[C]lyena was supping bl[A]ood from a cup,
th[B]at's when [C]I knew so[A]mething was up.
"P[A]etrov?"
"What?"
"What is that you're eating?"
"What I am eating?"
"It looks like a meat."
"It's fish."
"But, it has fingers."
"Fish fingers."
"You see, you remember my arm?"
"Ooh, vaguely."
"Well, this morning I wake up and it has been hacked off at the elbow."
"Oh. That's right, you were very drunk last night. You probably lost it...in a game of chance."
"You are probably right."
"Relax, have some...fish."
Fo[C]ur months now lost at sea,
my[A] friends have almost fi[B]nished me.
No[C]w they are using r[A]ecipes....
To[B]night, we are ha[C]ving '[A]me goering'
"Y[A]ou know the Malaysian dish? With the, umm, meat and noodle, but in this
case, ya? Oh never mind. Silly, silly joke really.
"Bertolt, come have some of this 'you goering' it's delicious."
"How can I, you have eaten all of my leg?!"
*Mocking* "How can I you have eaten all of my leg."
La[C]ter that night, while they were asleep,
I [A]swallowed some arsenic to po[B]ison my meat
I [C]was very ill, but re[A]venge is so sweet...
Un[B]like the l[C]ast meal my co[A]mrades would eat.
"Y[A]es, eat it all up, ah! Not so sweet all of a sudden, hmm?"
(For the 'Oooh' part they play A then bring it up to the first fret, then back down)
Wh[A]en I awoke, they were already dead
Al[A]l that was left of m[B]e was my head...
No[C], not dead, ju[A]st a head.
Lo[B]st, but ha[C]ppy, a[A]t sea.
Lo[B]st, but lo[C]nely, a[A]t sea.
Lo[C]st, but s[B]o lonely...
At[A] sea
THE END
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