Waiting Stephen Lynch
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[A] [Am] [Asus4] [B7] [C] [Cmaj7] [D] [E] [Em]
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VERSE 1:
[Em]It’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait [Cmaj7]
It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state [Am]
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great [B7]
I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate...
CHORUS 1:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I sho[D]uldn’t have fucked that prostitute with[B7]out a prophylactic
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
Regr[D]et is dripping from me like my s[B7]emen down her crack
And now I w[Em]ait…
VERSE 2:
[Em]My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat [Cmaj7]
I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat” [Am]
At least I’ll never worry about getting... fat [B7]
(stop) N/C
I should think positive – no, wait, I didn’t say that!
CHORUS 2:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I ne[D]ver should have blown the tranny [B7]in my Cadillac
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I just h[D]ad to taste that sweet, forbidden n[B7]ectar from his sack
[Em]And now I wait…
VERSE 3:
[Em]Is it over, will my jersey be retired? [Cmaj7]
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? [Am]
B7 (stop)
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
N/C
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired?
CHORUS 3:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
E[D]ating assholes shouldn’t be an a[B7]phrodisiac
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
[D]If I’m clean I swear to God I w[B7]ill stop shooting smack... probably
INTERLUDE:
Em - A - Asus4 - A (x2)
BRIDGE:
B[Em]oys and girls, don't b[A]e n[Asus4]ieve -[A] t[Em]ake it from your U[A]ncle [Asus4]Steve [A]
A[Em]IDS cares not whom i[A]t a[Asus4]ffects;[A] ca[Em]ught from unprot[A]ected [Asus4]sex [A]
S[Em]haring needles, bl[A]ood or [Asus4]spit, [A]or p[Em]iss or semen, [A]even[Asus4] shit [A]
From h[Em]andshakes, sneezes, t[A]oilet [Asus4]seats [A]
From m[Em]onkey bites and unc[A]ooked [Asus4]meats [A]
From d[Em]irty coins and dr[A]eadlocked [Asus4]hair [A]
From c[Em]ertain children i[A]n day[Asus4]care [A]
From dr[Em]inking water, br[A]eathing [Asus4]air [A]
I t[Em]ell you, AIDS is e[A]very[Asus4]where (![A])
PRE-OUTRO:
Oh G[C]od, I can't take a[D]nymore!
I th[C]ink I'll run right o[D]ut that door!
But w[C]ait, the nurse comes str[D]aight away!
C (single strum) D (single strum)
Tell me, what does my test say...?
OUTRO:
I’m ok[E]ay!
I[D]’m ok[E]ay!
I[D]’m ok[E]ay!
It’s j[D]ust chlam[E]ydia...
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