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| A | D/A | A | D/A | A | Bm | C#m | E | A | D | |
| S | o ya thought ya might like to g | o to the show |
| A | |
| T | o feel the warm thrill of confusion |
| D | |
| That s | pace cadet glow |
| A | |
| I | 've got some bad news for you sunshine |
| Bm | |
| P | ink isn't well he stayed back at the hotel |
| C#m | |
| And they s | ent us along as a surrogate band |
| E | |
| We're g | onna find out where you fans really stand |
| A | |
| A | re there any queers in the theater tonight |
| D | |
| Get 'em u | p against the wall |
| A | |
| T | here's one in the spotlight |
| He don't look right to me |
| D | |
| Get him up | against the wall |
| A | |
| And t | hat one looks Jewish |
| And that one's a coon |
| Bm | Bm6 | |
| W | ho let all this riff raff i | nto the room |
| C#m | |
| There's one s | moking a joint and |
| Another with spots |
| E | |
| If I | had my way |
| A | Bb | |
| I'd have a | ll of you s | hot |