| Fm | |
| Good morning worm your honour |
| The crown will plainly show |
| Gb/F | |
| The | prisoner who now stands before you |
| Fm | |
| Was caught red handed showing | feelings |
| D | |
| Showing feelings of an almost human | nature |
| C7 | |
| This will not | do |
| Call the schoolmaster |
| Fm | |
| I always said he'd come to no good |
| In the end your honour |
| G/F | |
| If they'd | let me have my way I could |
| Fm | |
| Have | flayed him into shape |
| Ab | |
| But my hands were tied |
| Ao |
| The bleeding hearts and artists |
| Eb | |
| Let him | get away with murder |
| Let me hammer him today |
| Fo Fm Cmaj7 C |
Crazy toys in the attic I am cra---zy, truly gone fishing
| Gm Eb Eo |
| They must have taken my marbles away |
| Fo Fm Cmaj7 C |
Crazy toys in the attic I am cra---zy
| Call the defendants wife |
| Fm | |
| You little shit, you're in it now |
| F7-9 | |
| I hope they throw away the | key |
| You should have talked to me more often |
| Fm | |
| Than you did, but no you | had to |
| Go your own way. Have you broken any |
| Homes up lately? |
| Db | |
| "Just five minutes Worm your honour |
| C | |
| Him and me alone" |
| Fo |
| Babe |
| Gm | G | Cm | |
| Come to mother | baby let me | hold you |
| G | Cm | |
| In my | arms |
| Ab Ao |
| M'lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble |
| Eb/Bb | |
| Why'd he | ever have to leave me |
| Worm your honour let me take him home |
| Fo Fm Cmaj7 C |
Crazy over the rainbow I am cra---zy
| Gm | |
| Bars in the window |
| Eb Eo |
| There must have been a door there in the wall |
| When I came in |
| Fo Fm Cmaj7 C |
Crazy over the rainbow he is cra---zy
| Fm | |
| The | evidence before the court is |
| Bbm | |
| Incontravertable, there's | no need for |
| The jury to retire |
| Fm | |
| In | all my years of judging |
| I have never heard before of |
| Bbm | |
| Someone more deserving |
| The full penalty of law |
| Fm | |
| The | way you made them suffer |
| Your exquisite wife and mother |
| Bbm | |
| Fills me with the urge to defecate |
| Fm | |
| Since, my friend, you have revealed your |
| Deepest fear |
| Bbm | |
| I | sentence you to be exposed before |
| Your peers. |
| Fm | Bbm | |
| Tear down the wall. |