| NOTE: play all chords as barre chords (root on 6th string) |
| First Verse |
| Bb | A | |
| She took me | off my gau | rd, |
| Bb | A | |
| with d | isappoin | tment, |
| Bb | A | |
| I got s | ometin' ins | ide, |
| Bb | A | |
| of h | er appa | rtment, |
| Bb | A | |
| she's got dr | ied up fl | owers, |
| Bb | A | |
| and f | laky sk | in, |
| Bb | A | |
| A be | aded nec | klace |
| Bb | A | |
| And a b | ottle of G | in. |
| Chorus |
| open chords |
| G | F | C | |
| She's a N | itemare hi | ppy gi | rl, |
| G | F | C | |
| With her skinny fi | ngers fondli | ng my wo | rld, |
| G | F | C | |
| She's a wh | imsical tr | agical be | auty, |
| G | F | Am | C | F | Am | |
| Self con | cious and a li | ttle bit...... | moody, |
| second verse |
| It's a new age let down, |
| And it's in my face, |
| She's so spaced out, |
| And there ain't no space, |
| She's got marijuana, |
| On the bathroom towel, |
| I'm caught in a vortex, |
| She's changing my style.... |
| repeat 2. chorus, but last line: |
| Up tight and alittle bit.....snooty, |
| extended outro |
| G | F | C | |
| She's a ma | gical spar | kling te | ase, |
| G | F | C | |
| She's a ra | inbow ch | okin' the b | reeze, |
| G | F | C | |
| She's bu | stin' out on | to the sc | ene, |
| G | F | C | |
| with Ni | temare bo | gus poetr | y, |
| She's a melted avacado on the shelf, |
| She's a science of herself, |
| She's spazing out on a cosmic level, |
| And she's meditating with the devil, |
| She's cooking sala..id for breakfast, |
| She's got Tofu the size of Texas, |
| She's a witness to her own glory, |
| She's a never ending story, |
| She's a frolicking depression, |
| She's a self-inflicted obsession, |
| She's got a thousand lonely husbands, |
| She's playing footsie in another dimension, |
| She's a Goddess milking her time, |
| G | Am | |
| For | all that it's wo | rth. |