| INTRO GUITAR PART: |
---------------------|| -5--5-------5--5--4--|| -5--5-------5--5--5--|| (repeated throughout song ---------------------|| with slight variations) ---------------------|| ---------------------||
| Am | G | |
| INTRO: | (x 4) |
| Am | G | Am | G | Am | G | |
| Not | everyone | in New Y | ork would pay to | see Andrew Lloyd | Webber |
| Am | G | Am | G | Am | G | |
| May his | trousers fall | down as he | bows to the | queen and the | crown |
| F | |
| I don't | know what tune that the orchestra played |
| D | G | E | |
| But it went | by me sickly and | sentimental |
| Am | D/F# | |
| Can I have another piece of chocolate | cake |
| G | |
| Tammy Baker's got a | lot on her plate |
| Am | D/F# | |
| Can I buy another cheap Picasso | fake |
| G | |
| Andy Warhol must be | laughing in his grave |
| Am | G | |
| (x 4) |
| The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner |
| You wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek |
| And the sugar that dripped from the violins bow |
| Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag |
| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake |
| Tammy Baker must be losing her faith |
| Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake |
| Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave |
| Am | |
| And the | dogs are on the road |
| D | |
| We're all | tempting fate |
| Am | |
| Cars are shooting by |
| D | |
| With no | number plates |
| E | |
| And | here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs |
| Am | G | |
| (Chords under harmonica solo) |
| I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven |
| And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257 |
| The excess of fat on your American bones |
| Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone |
| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake |
| Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker ... |
| Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake |
| Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake |
| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake |
| Kathy Straker, boy could she lose some weight |
| Can I buy another slice of real estate |
| Am | G | D/F# | F | |
| Liberace must be laughing in his grave |
| E | A | E | A | E | A | |
| Can I have a | nother | piece of | chocolate cak | e | (repeat to fade) |
| RIDE-OUT GUITAR RIFF: |
-8--7----8-8--7--|-8--7----5-5--3---3-|| -----------------|--------------------|| -9--7----9-9--7--|-9--7----5-5--4---4-|| Riff repeats with variations -----------------|--------------------|| to fade ... -----------------|--------------------|| -----------------|--------------------||
