| Am | D | G | Am | |
| My sister got | lucky, | married a | yuppie |
| Am | D | G | |
| took him for | all he was | worth |
| Am | D | G | Am | |
| now she's a | swinger, | dating a | singer |
| Am | D | G | |
| I can't de | cide which is | worse |
| chorus |
| Em | C | G | D | Em | C | G | D | |
| but not | me | bab | y, I've got | you | to | save | me |
| G | D | C | G | D | C | |
| oh yer | so | bad, | best thing I | ever | had |
| G | D | C | G | D | C | D | |
| in a world | gone | mad, | yer | so | bad |
| Am | D | G | Am | |
| My sister's ex- | husband | can't get no | lovin' |
| Am | D | G | |
| walks around | dog-faced and | hurt |
| Am | D | G | Am | |
| now he's got | nothin', | head in the | oven |
| Am | D | G | |
| I can't dec | ide which is | worse |