| Am | D | G | Am | |
| My sister got | lucky, | married a | yuppie |
| Am | D | G | |
| took him for | all he was | worth |
| Am | D | G | Am | |
| now she's a | swinger, | dating a | singer |
| Am | D | G | |
| I can't de | cide which is | worse |
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| Em | C | G | D | Em | C | G | D | |
| but not | me | bab | y, I've got | you | to | save | me |
| G | D | C | G | D | C | |
| oh yer | so | bad, | best thing I | ever | had |
| G | D | C | G | D | C | D | |
| in a world | gone | mad, | yer | so | bad |
| Am | D | G | Am | |
| My sister's ex- | husband | can't get no | lovin' |
| Am | D | G | |
| walks around | dog-faced and | hurt |
| Am | D | G | Am | |
| now he's got | nothin', | head in the | oven |
| Am | D | G | |
| I can't dec | ide which is | worse |
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| G ----------------0h2-0h2-0h2-------------------------------| |
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| A ----------------------------------------------------------| |
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| B 35-5-5-5/3-3-3----0---0---0------------------------------| |
| G ----------------0h2-0h2-0h2--0----------------------------| |
| D ----------------------------------------------------------| |
| A ----------------------------------------------------------| |
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| B 35-5-5-5/3-3-3----0---0---0------0---0-0-0---0-------------| |
| G ----------------0h2-0h2-0h2----0h2-2/4-4-4-4/2----0---------| |
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