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| How do you do, I |
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| See you've met my |
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| Faithful handyman. |
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| He's just a little brought down |
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| Because when you knocked |
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| He thought you were the candyman. |
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| Don't get strung out |
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| by the way I look. |
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| Don't judge a book by its | cov | er. |
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| I'm not much of a man |
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| by the light of day |
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| But by night I'm one hell of a | lov | er. |
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| I'm just a | sweet transvestite |
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| From | Transexual, Transylvan | ia. |
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| Let me show you around |
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| Maybe play you a sound. |
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| You look like you're both pretty | gro | ovy. |
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| Or if you want something visual |
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| That's not too abysmal, |
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| We could take in an old Ste | ve R | eeves movie. |
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| I'm glad we caught you at home, |
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| Could we use your phone? |
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| We're both in a bit of a hurry. | Right. |
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| We'll just say where we are, |
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| Then go back into the car. |
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| We don't want to be any worry. |
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| Well you got with a flat, |
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| Well, how 'bout that? |
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| Well, babies, don't you | pa | nic. |
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| By the light of the night |
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| It'll all seem alright. |
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| I'll get you a satanic | me | chanic. |
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| I'm just a | sweet transvestite |
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| From | Transexual, Transylvan | ia. |
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| Why don't you stay for the night? Night. |
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| Or maybe a bite? Bite. |
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| I could show you my favourite | .. | . obsession. |
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| I've been making a man |
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| With blond hair and a tan |
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| And he's good for relieving my | .. | . tension |
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| I'm just a | sweet transvestite |
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| From | Transexual, Transylvan | ia. | HIT IT! HIT IT! |
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| I'm just a | sweet transvestite, Sweet transvestite |
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| From | Transexual, Transylvan | ia. |
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| (with a slide!) |
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| So - come up to the lab, |
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| And see what's on the slab. |
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| I see you shiver with antici ... |
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| ... pation. |
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| But maybe the rain |
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| Isn't really to blame. |
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| So I'll remove the cause. |
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| (chuckles) But not the symptom. |