| A | E7 | A | |
| Well my | name is a number, a | piece of plastic | film |
| A | E7 | A | |
| And I grow tiny flowers in my | little window | sill |
| D | A/Asus4 | |
| Don't you | know I'm the two thous | and man? |
| D | A | G | A | E7 | |
| And my | kids, they just don't under | stand | me | at | all |
| (same chords:) |
| Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her |
| I am having an affair with a random computer |
| Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? |
| And my kids, they just don't understand me at all |
| A | D | A | A | D | A | |
| Oh | dad | dy, be | proud of your | pla | net, |
| A | D | A | E7 | A | |
| Oh | mom | my, be | proud of your | sun |
| A | D | A | A | D | A | |
| Oh | dadd | y, be | proud of your | plan | et |
| A | D | A | E7 | A | |
| Oh | momm | y, be | proud of your | sun |
| D(?) |
| Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing |
| B7 | E7 | |
| like it did when | you were young? |
| A | |
| Or did you come down crashing |
| E7 | A | |
| seeing all the things you'd | done? |
| E7 | A | |
| Oh it's a big put - | on |
| A | D | A | |
| Oh daddy, be | proud of your | planet |
| A | E7 | A | |
| Oh mommy, be | proud of your | sun |
| A | D | A | |
| Oh daddy, be | proud of your | planet |
| A | E7 | A | |
| Oh mommy, be | proud of your | sun |
| (Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again. |
| Moving to D) |
| D | A/Asus4 | |
| Don't you | know I'm the two thous | and man? |
| D A G A E7 (hold) |
| And my kids, they just don't understand me at all |
| A | D | E7 | A | |
| submitted by: |
| Ted Hermary |
| czth@musica.mcgill.ca |