| F | C | F | C | |
| WELL, THE | BILLBOARDS IN | BOON TOWN TELL YOU MONEY ?????? | ???????? | ? |
| F | C | F | C | |
| AND THEY L | OCK DOWN THE | IR DOORS AND CAR WINDOWS WHEN THE ???? | ??????? | ???? |
| F | C | F | C | |
| WELL, THE | OLD FOLKS I | N BOON TOWN, THEY LAUGH AT YO | U ??????? | ???? |
| F | C | F | C | |
| THEY GOT | SHUFFLEBOARD | AND JAILS, THEY GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT ???? | ??????? |
| CHORUS: |
| G | F | |
| BOON TOWN, AIN'T FIRE | LIT, NO FUSE |
| G | F | |
| BOON TOWN, AIN'T NOBODY L | EFT HERE TO SAVE YOU |
| F C... x4 |
| F | C | F | C | |
| THERE'S A | SMELL OF | ??? IN BOON TOWN YEAH THE MONEY IT J | UST ??????? | ??? |
| F | C | F | C | |
| WELL THEY L | OCKED UP YOU | R SCHOOL WITH BARS AND BARBED WIRE AND LEF | T YOU THER | E |
| F | C | F | C | |
| THEY GOT | SHUFFLEBOARD IN | BOON TOWN, GOT CAS | INOS AND | JAILS |
| F | C | F | C | |
| THEY | LOCK DOWN TH | EIR DOORS AND THEIR CAR WINDOWS WHEN THE MON | EY CHANGES HA | NDS |
| CHORUS |
| F C... x4 |
| F | C | F | C | |
| YEAH WELL | I WAS BOR | N IN BOON TOWN, I WAS BORN THERE BUT | I WASN' | T RAISED |
| F | C | F | C | |
| AND I LE | FT PLENTY OF | PEOPLE THERE, I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH | MONEY TO | SAVE |
| F | C | F | C | |
| THEY GOT | SHUFFLEBOARD I | N BOON TOWN, THEY GOT CASI | NOS AND | JAILS |
| F | C | F | C | |
| THEY | LOCK DOWN THE | IR CARS AND THEIR WINDOWS HARD WHEN THE M | ONEY CHANGES | HANDS |
| CHORUS TWICE |
| REPEAT INTRO |