This Friend of Mine
Wrote by: Chris Frank
Sang by: Backporch Boys
This is probably one of the best songs ever. It must be played very loud, drunk
And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).
All the D’s and Em’s are strummed once each time throughout the entire song.
Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are).
Intro-
G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9
Verse1-
[D]Jeffcoat was a farmer, [Em]maybe the best this side of town,
[D]His Daddy told him, [Em]you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,
[D]Drivin around old faithful, [Em]must have been the best of friends,
[D]With that super sport steering wheel, [Em]and that keyless
G,Cadd9
entry for all the best of his friends,
Chorus-
[G]Well I’ve got this friend of mine
[Cadd9]And he might be a little Jewish everybody’s mind
[A]All I got to say about [D]that
Silent G,Cadd9
Is I don’t F**king mind
G,Cadd9
Verse2-
[D]He might be from Smyer, [Em]it might not be on a map
[D]But I’ll bet you’ll know, [Em]that guy who wears that little green hat,
[D]Talk about his girl Rainy, [Em]or his momma too
[D]And you can bet your ass, [Em]you’ll be seeing his big s**t
G,Cadd9
kicking shoes,
Chorus-
Verse3-
[D]I watch him pop his pimples, [Em]in front of the mirror
[D]And I tell myself, [Em]just how much more f**king queer,
[D]He wears that little goatee, [Em]down on his chin D Em
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his
G,Cadd9
skin,
Chorus-
Now that this song is through, He might not be a f[G]riend of Cadd9[Cadd9] [G]
mine anymore
[G]But he might just be a [Cadd9]friend with you,
[G]All I got to say about Jeffcoat
Cadd9 G,Cadd9
Is he’s a f**kin Jew,
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