| A7 | D | Cdim | A7 | Fdim | |
| A f | ine | romance with | no | kisses, |
| F#m7 | Bm7 | G | G/F# | A7/6 | A7 | |
| A | fine | romance, my fr | ien | d, | this | is; |
| D | DM7 | D7 | G | G/F# | Cdim | A7 | |
| We | should be | like a | couple of | hot | to - | ma - | toes |
| D6 | B7 | G#m7 | F#7 | B7 | |
| But y | ou're as cold as y | esterday's | mashed po- | tah-t | oes. |
| A7 | D | Cdim | A7 | Fdim | |
| A f | ine | romance, you | won't | nestle; |
| F#m7 | Bm7 | G | G/F# | A7/6 | A7 | |
| A | fine | romance, you wo | n't | wres - | tle. |
| D | A7 | D7 | D9 | Am7 | B7 | |
| You're j | ust as h | ard to l | and as the | Ile | de Fr | ance! |
| Em7 | Fdim | F#m7 | B7 | Em7 | A-9 | D | |
| I haven't | got a c | hance - | - t | his is a | fine rom | ance. |
| A7 | D | Cdim | A7 | Fdim | |
| A f | ine | romance, my g | ood | woman |
| F#m7 | Bm7 | G | G/F# | A7/6 | A7 | |
| My | strong, | aged-in-the-w | ood | wo - | man |
| D6 | B7 | G#m7 | F#7 | B7 | |
| You're c | almer than the s | eals in the | Arctic | O - | cean |
| D6 | B7 | G#m7 | Gdim | F#7 | B7 | |
| At l | east they flap their | fins to exp | ress | e - | mo - t | ion |
| A7 | D | Cdim | A7 | Fdim | |
| A f | ine | romance, with | no c | linches |
| F#m7 | Bm7 | G | G/F# | A7/6 | A7 | |
| A f | ine r | omance with | no | h | itch - | es |
| D | A7 | D7 | D9 | Am7 | B7 | |
| You n | ever | give the | orchids I s | end | a gl | ance; |
| Em7 | Fdim | F#m7 | B7 | Em7 | A-9 | D | |
| No, you | like cactus | plants | -- | this is a | fine rom | ance |