PTHHP! You Was Gone Buck Owens
Made Familiar By The "Hee Haw" Country Television Variety Show
Chorus:
[G]Where oh where [C]are you [G]tonight?
Why did you leave me here all a[D]lone?
I [G]searched the world over and I [C]thought I'd found [G]true love;
You met another and [D]PTHHP! You were [G]gone.
Verse 1:
[G]You took off your leg, your [C]wig and your [G]glass eye
You were just scattered all over the [D]place.
I [G]wanted to kiss you and [C]hug you so [G]tightly.
I guess that I would have if [D]I'd found your [G]face.
Verse 2:
[G]I went to your house at [C]three in the [G]morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your [D]hair.
You [G]would not have scared me and [C]I'd not have [G]run so,
If you had not looked like you'd [D]wrestled a [G]bear.
Chorus:
[G]Where oh where [C]are you [G]tonight?
Why did you leave me here all a[D]lone?
I [G]searched the world over and I [C]thought I'd found [G]true love;
You met another and [D]PTHHP! You were [G]gone.
Verse 3:
[G]I told you my darlin' you [C]looked like a [G]gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke [D]since.
But [G]tell me my darling if [C]you ain't got [G]buck teeth.
How do you eat apples [D]through a picket [G]fence?
Verse 4:
[G]Your lips are as [C]red as boysen[G]berries
Your ears look like a big cabbage [D]leaf.
[G]Your eyes bug out like an [C]old pop-eyed [G]mullet
Your hair's like barbed wire and [D]hangs to your [G]feet.
Chorus:
[G]Where oh where [C]are you [G]tonight?
Why did you leave me here all a[D]lone?
I [G]searched the world over and I [C]thought I'd found [G]true love;
You met another and [D]PTHHP! You were [G]gone.
Verse 5:
[G]When I picked you up for our [C] date last [G]weekend.
You looked so pretty in satin and [D]lace.
But [G]when I bent over and [C]started to [G]kiss you,
you popped a pimple all [D]over my [g]face!
Verse 6:
[G]I miss you so much, the taters [C]need [G]diggin',
The corn in the field, it needs pickin' [D]too.
How [G]well I remember the [C]first time I [G]met you
You looked so purty a- [D]pullin' that [g]plow.
Chorus:
[G]Where oh where [C]are you [G]tonight?
Why did you leave me here all a[D]lone?
I [G]searched the world over and I [C]thought I'd found [G]true love;
You met another and [D]PTHHP! You were [G]gone.
Verse 7:
[G]Down here on the farm the [C]weather gets [G]messy
Laying around with nothin' to [D]do.
[G]When you went away, you [C]took my cow [G]Bessie
I miss her darling, more [D]than I miss [G]you.
Verse 8:
[G]I thought that my love was [C]all that you [G]wanted
I thought my money meant nothin' to [D]you
[G]I thought that the hogs would [C]stay in the [G]hogpen
That's what I thought dear, but [D]you took them [G]too.
Chorus:
[G]Where oh where [C]are you [G]tonight?
Why did you leave me here all a[D]lone?
I [G]searched the world over and I [C]thought I'd found [G]true love;
You met another and [D]PTHHP! You were [G]gone.
Verse 9:
[G]Remember you phoned me a-[C]sobbin' and [G]cryin'
The dog bit your maw, and drug her a[D]round.
[G]You said she looked pale and [C]thought she was [G]dying,
I said "Don't worry, I'll [D]buy a new [G]hound."
Verse 10:
[G]I had six kids and [C]you had [G]eleven,
And we had three boys, and they grew like [D]flowers.
[G]I wish you'd come back, [C]without you ain't [G]heaven,
'cause your kids and my kids are [D]beatin' up [G]ours.
Chorus:
[G]Where oh where [C]are you [G]tonight?
Why did you leave me here all a[D]lone?
I [G]searched the world over and I [C]thought I'd found [G]true love;
You met another and [D]PTHHP! You were [G]gone.
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