Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne Jim Stafford
By Jim Stafford
rmofle at satx.rr.com
11/19/2005
There was a [E]lady in a window in the [B]room across the way
[B] [A] [E]
[E]I couldn't help but see everything 'cause [B]I was peeping I confess
Still [B]after dinner every night, she [A]had the strangest [E]guest
She'd retire to her favorite chair and sit there with a dog
Fill the crystal glasses while the fire danced on the log
I watched them drink their bubbly brew until the fire grew dim
Then I stuck my head out the window and said why not me instead of him
Chorus
Oh your [A]bulldog drinks cham[B]pagne and [E]I ain't one to comp[A]lain
What a [E]perfect waste of wine it seems to [B]be
so [E]honey, tell ol' [A]rover that the [E]big dog's coming [A]over
'Cause any [E]woman that would get a [C#m]bulldog drunk would [A]have to be [B]good to [E]me
Fourteen days and fourteen nights not one word did I hear
Her with her silk and champagne over to me in my shorts with a beer
She just left the curtains wide and I knew she knew I could see
Her and the pug-nosed mutt guzzling wine and teasing me
Chorus
So I made a bolder move, I went over and rang her bell
I heard growling from inside and I got scared as hell
Then the bulldog staggered out the door and he said, how do yo do
But the lady bit me on the leg and I said r-rouf, I love you too
Chorus
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