Teddy Picker Arctic Monkeys
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Despai[A]r to the point till they p[F#]rovoke
The pu[A]nchline before they have told the [F#]joke
The sh[A]eer desperation to be s[F#]een
Starin[A]g at the television s[F#]creen
Des[A]pair to the point where they pro[F#]voke
You to tell the f**king [A]punchline before you have told the[F#] joke
[A]Sorry sunshine it doesn't [F#]exist
It w[A]asn't in the top 100 l[F#]ist
And it's the th[F]ousandth time and it's e[E]ven bolder,
Don't be[Am] surprised when you get bent over,
[F]He told ya, [E]that you were gagging for it[D#]
She [A]saw it and she grabbed it and it w[F#]asn't what it seemed
The [A]kids all dream of making it, [F#]whatever that means
A[A]nother variation on a th[F#]eme
A tangle on the [A]television and the maga[F#]zine
D'you [A]reckon that they do it for a [F#]joke?
D'you [A]reckon that they make 'em take an [F#]oath?
That[A] says "we are def[F#]enders
Of a[A]ny poseur or pro[F#]fession[A]al pre[F#]tender arou[G#]nd"
When did your[F] list replace th[E]e twist and turn?
[Am]Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
[F]And if you're bothered, I[E] d[D]on[C]'t[B] w[A]ant your prayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo
[A] [F#] [A] [F#] [A] [F#] [A] [F#] [A] [E] [F#] [A] [F#]
And it's the [F]thousandth time and it's[E] even bolder,
[Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[F]He told ya, t[E]hat you were gagging for it[D#]
[F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker
[F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[D#]Already thick and you're getting thicker
[A]Asuming that [F#]all things are equal,
[A]Who'd want to be[F#] men of the people[A] [E]
When there's people like y[F#]ou?[D#]
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