Carney Man Cross Canadian Ragweed
I want a big red[C] nose; I want some floppy shoe
I want a squirtinâ?? flowe[F]r, squirt it on you
Like all the b[C]ad clowns do.
[G]I want juggle bowling p[F]ins in the[C] sun
[G]I want to join the circus[F]; the circus looks like f[C]un.
[C]Iâ??ll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight
Iâ??ll even sell the corndogs,[F] I donâ??t care
As long as I[C] am there.
[G]Iâ??ll hand out baseba[F]lls at the[C] dunk tank
[G]Iâ??ll ride my funny ca[F]r laughing, all the way to th[C]e bank.
(chorus)
[C]Iâ??m a Carney Man, Iâ??m a Carney Man, Iâ??m a Carney Man, Iâ??m a Carney Man,
Solo:
[C]A human cannon ball, I rise above it all
Up higher than the trapeze[F], I can flyâ?¦oh s**t I[C]â??m gonna die.
[G]I am a Carney worker, [F]I make 2 [C]bucks
[G]Every hour I come to f[F]ind out, this jobâ?¦it f**king[C] sucks.
(chorus)
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