Petrov Yelyena and Me Flight of the Conchords
Petrov, Yelyena,[A] and Me
Lost but happy at s[E]ea
[D]Petrov and Yelyena said [A]to me,
[E]Shouldn't we have s[D]omething to [A]eat?
I s[A]aid there are [C#m]plenty of [G]fish in the [Bm]sea,
But [E]all they can s[D]ee is [A]me
[A]They said, "Any last requests?"
Biding my time, I say "[E]Yes!
[D]I want to party just we [A]three
[E]Lost, but h[D]appy at [A]sea".
[A]So we drank all night from the keg
I passed out then I woke with one [E]leg
[D]I said "Petrov, have you seen my l[A]eg?"
He said, "[E]No", and he [D]went back to [A]bed.
But he [E]looked sus[D]piciously well-[A]fed.
[A]Three days [C#m]later they were [G]hungry [Bm]again.
They[E] said, "Any [D]last requests,[A] my friend, again?"
[(]So[A] I[)] said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak,
Bleak time of my life.
So, we [A]danced all night to the Rolling Stones.
When I awoke they were chewing on [E]bones.
Yel[D]yena was sucking blood f[A]rom the tub,
That's [E]when I knew t[D]hat something[A] was up
(Hold on A , I think?)
"Hey Petrov, what is that you're eating?"
"It's fish!"
"How come it looks so much like my arm,
which has been hacked off at the elbow
last night?"
"Oh, it's an arm fish."
(Key Change... You're on your own.)
La[B]ter that night, while they were asleep,
I swallowed some arsenic to p[F#]oison my meat
I [E]was very ill, but re[B]venge is so sweet...
Un[F#]like the la[E]st meal my com[B]rades would eat.
F B F B F B F B A# E (???)
Wh[A]en I awoke, they were already dead
All that was left of [E]me was my head
No[D], not dead, ju[A]st a head.
Lo[E]st, but so l[D]onely, at [A]sea.
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