Dickie Davies Eyes Half Man Half Biscuit
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Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more
And I'll [G]more than [C]likely [G]kill you
[D]Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently [G]moan
[D]Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat
Or are [G]you just [C]pleased to [G]see me?
[D]Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Plane[G]tarium.
And [A]all those people who [D]you romantically
[A]Like to still believe are a[D]live are dead
So [A]I'll wipe my snot on the [D]arm of your chair
As you [A]put another Roger Dean poster on the [D]wall.
[D]God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake
But then I [G]guess you wouldn't [C]let me into [G]heaven
Or [D]maybe you would 'cos their adverts promote oral [G]sex
A [D]Romany bint in a field with her paints su[G]ggesting we [C]faint at her [G]beauty
[D]But she's got Dickie Davies [G]eyes.
And [A]all those people who [D]you romantically
[A]Like to still believe are a[D]live are dead
So [A]I'll wipe my snot on the [D]arm of your chair
As you [A]put another Roger Dean poster on the [D]wall.
And [A]all those people who [D]you romantically
[A]like to still believe are a[G]live are [D]dead
So [A]I'll wipe my snot on the [D]arm of your chair
As you [A]put another Roger Dean poster on the [D]wall.
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