Too Fast Jon Lajoie
TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie
CAPO: 6th
CHORDS: Em D C G
[Em]I can run a [D]hundred miles wi[Em]thout stopping for [D]rest
[Em]I can stay under[D]water for five m[Em]inutes on a single [D]breath
[C]When I focus my mind I[D] always reach my goal
[C]But there's one thing I cannot co[D]ntrol
I come t[G]oo fast
I come t[Em]oo fast
A [D]couple strokes and my [Em]erection
Is a [D]thing of the [G]past
I come t[G]oo fast
I come t[Em]oo fast
Som[D]etimes it's even [Em]game over
[D]Before I take o[G]ff my pants
[Em]I've read all the [D]articles and [Em]I've tried every [D]trick
[Em]Thinking of sports or of[D] naked Kathy [Em]Bates in About [D]Schmidt
[C]If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last[D] a minute or two
[C]But if we doggy style oh man I'm s[D]crewed
I come t[G]oo fast
I come t[Em]oo fast
I[D] carry a spare pair of [Em]underwear
In c[D]ase a girl sits on my [G]lap
I come t[G]oo fast
I come t[Em]oo fast
I s[D]wear I'll even shoot [Em]my load
If a [D]fly lands on my[G] shaft
[G]Oh~-[C]oh~-[G]oh~
Oh, damn it
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