College Matt the Electrician
Capo 3
[Intro]
F C G C (x2)
[Verse 1]
I owe thi[F]rty-five dollars to the lib[C]rary
At Humb[G]oldt State Unive[C]rsity
But I dro[F]pped out fifteen ye[C]ars ago
And I ne[G]ver paid it and I'm st[Bb]ill not go[C]nna
I ne[F]ver got my rep[C]ort card
But I did[G]n't go to class and I did[C]n't work hard
So I did[F]n't wanna know how b[C]ad I did
But I kn[G]ow I never made the de[Bb]an's li[C]st
[Cborus]
And col[Am]lege is a wa[E]ste of time
If you wa[F]nna be a baker or a candl[C]estick maker
Y[Am]ou still have to wa[E]it in line
At the ba[F]nk drive through and the tr[G]ain tracks too
Behind peo[F]ple like me with n[C]o degree
'Cause I kn[G]ow the conductor and h[C]e knows me
You might ha[F]ve a nicer car, but I've trav[C]eled pretty far
And a[G]ll I have is an o[Bb]ld gui[C]tar
[Bridge]
F C G C (x2)
[Verse 2]
Fo[F]rty bucks for a b[C]ag of weed
In the sum[G]mer nineteen nin[C]ety three
Fo[F]rty dollars is a[C]ll I have
And it is[G]n't mine, it bel[Bb]ongs to my par[C]ents
Oh, fi[F]ve hundred points for a ro[C]ll of cookie dough
In the cafe[G]teria they got slo[C]ppy joes
And the slo[F]ppy joes cost th[C]ree points
I won't e[G]at in the spring but h[Bb]ey, coo[C]kie dough
[Cbrous]
And col[Am]lege is a wa[E]ste of time
If you wa[F]nna be a diver or a b[C]ig rig driver
Y[Am]ou still have to g[E]o to the store
And sh[F]are the road with a wi[G]de load
Who's tak[F]ing up all th[C]ree lanes
And you ca[G]n't get around him it's a b[C]ig pain
And the dri[F]ver hasn't slept in th[C]ree whole days
But he kn[G]ows one thing and that's free[C]ways
He's got a Gato[F]rade bottle where h[C]e goes pee
And you[G]'re behind him with your col[Bb]lege deg[C]ree
[Verse 3/Outro]
I owe thi[F]rty-five dollars to the lib[C]rary
At Humb[G]oldt State Unive[C]rsity
But I dro[F]pped out fifteen ye[C]ars ago
So I ne[G]ver paid it and I'm st[Bb]ill not go[C]nna..
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