5000 Ways to Die Nerf Herder
5000 WAYS TO DIE - Nerf Herder
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There must be 5000 ways to die
and each ends the same way if you try
your friends are all around
while they dump you in the ground
and the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why
[D]an[A]d [B]th[G]e bastard you hated the most
[D]wi[A]ll[B] s[G]tand up and give you a toast
[D]he[A]'l[B]l [G]say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"
[D]th[A]en[G] h[D]e'[G]ll[A] feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost
[B]so[G] get in your car and drive real fast,
[D]up[A] in the attic the with a shotgun blast,
[B]ta[G]ke a bath with a clock radio
[D]vo[A]dka and valium overdose
[F#]hav[G]e [A]you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
[(D] [A] [B] [G)] [(D] [A] [G] [A)]
and if you're very lucky
you get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole *** life
one day on that page next day into the hamster cage, get it,
[B]so[G] get in your car and drive real fast,
[D]up[A] in the attic with a shotgun blast,
[B]ta[G]ke a bath with a clock radio
[D]vo[A]dka and valium overdose
[B]Al[G]l [D]th[A]e glamour can be yours with a loaded 44
[F#]hav[G]e [A]you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
[(D] [A] [B] [G)] [(D] [A] [G] [A)]
[D]
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