Oxy Moronic NOFX
[A]
[Verse 1]
[A]I've been called an OxyMoron
Because I qu[G]estion which drugs our war's on
Why are there m[D]ore drug stores than liquor stores you can sc[A]ore on
[A]The healers have become the harmers
They're just ph[G]armaceutical farmers
What we [D]used to call dealers
We now call d[A]octors
[A]I might be a CD C[E]ynic
Cause that cr[F#m]ack house is now a cl[D]inic
It's time they ch[A]ange the name of the [E]oath to
The hypocr[D]itic or the paras[A]itic
[Verse 2]
[A]It isn't Adderalltruistic
By [G]overprescribing[D]
How can we fight them in a Sub[A]oxone ring
I'll thr[A]ow a Prozacuzation
With a S[G]ubketamining
They'll say my f[D]ears are Quaaludacris
They should be Ativ[A]anishing
With [A]every Demerolterc[E]ation
They'll have a g[F#m]ood Xanaxplan[D]ation
You're just Ci[A]alistrated
Cause we m[E]ade your dick d[D]eflated
[Cborus 1]
It's OxyMor[A]onic
It's OxyMor[A]onic
[Verse 3]
It should be d[A]octors getting busted
For their Kl[G]onopinions we trusted
We're not the s[D]inners, they're the ones
That served us the Vicod[A]inners
I don't w[A]ant to be an al[E]armist
But in that h[F#m]armacy there's a h[D]armacist
And those scr[A]ipts are making us P[E]aximple minded p[D]acifists
[Cborus 2]
It's OxyMor[A]onic
It's OxyMor[G]onic
It's OxyMor[D]onic
It's OxyMor[A]onic
[Bridge]
Don't think that [F#m]I AmBien crazy
The medical ind[D]ustrial complex
Keeps us Vi[A]agravated and hard to come
Because of P[E]ercosex
How c[F#m]an we Hydrocondone
Their bl[D]atant misconduct
They don't c[A]are for patients
They c[D]are about pushing pr[E]oduct
[Verse 4]
Are [A]you OxyMoronic
For w[G]anting your daily chronic
And making your m[D]om's house hydroponic
You're OxyMor[A]onic
I've been c[A]alled an OxyMoron
For getting my metaph[G]or on
Lin[D]oleum is a Flooron
I'm an OxyM[A]oron
[Verse 5]
It's t[A]ime to be alarmed
We're not being h[G]ealed, we're being harmed
Our country's b[D]eing factory farmed
It's OxyMor[A]onic
It's t[A]ime to sound the alarma
We can't p[G]ut our faith in karma
We got a c[D]ommon enemy
And they're called Big Ph[A]arma
[Cborus 3]
And it's OxyMor[A]onic
And it's OxyMor[G]onic
It's all OxyMor[D]onic
It's all OxyMor[A]onic
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