Ticket Outta Loserville Son of Dork
(NOTE: It is played in B when played live)
1,2 Letâ??s Go!
C, F Am F
Verse 1
[C]When I go to sleep I pray
[C]Iâ??m waking up to I got you babe
[F]Like the guy from Groundhog Day
[Am]Just wanna live forever this wa[F]y
[C]Flash back to seventeen
[C]I Got my ass kicked by the football team
[F]Another Loser on the scene
[Am]Editor of the c[F]hess club fanzine
Pre-Chorus
[Am]I asked you out for losing tr[F]uth o[C]r da[G]re
[Am]The guys were crack[F]ing up â[G]??til[F] you [G]said ye[C]s
Chorus
[C]Pinch me, is this real?
Iâ??m on a one-way ticket [F]out of loserville
Now Iâ??m off the socia[Am]l flat line
Things are so good [F]that Iâ??m
Taking down my [G]star trek s[F]hrine
And youâ??re more than just [G]a valentine
Youâ??re m[F]y ticket outta loserville
Verse 2
C(1 stroke)
She gives me butterflies
S[C]ays Iâ??m not like all the other guys
[F]Doesnâ??t care what car I drive
[Am]She still enjoys[F] the ride
[C]When I got to sleep I know
[C]That youâ??ll be there tomorrow
[F]And i used to worry girl
[Am]Any chance that w[F]e can go back?
REPEAT PRE-CHORUS & CHORUS
Bridge
[C]You blew me out on a [F]Sunday night
You were [Am]bored to tears pr[F]etending
[C]Knew what you wanted and Iâ??m[F] nothing like the
[Am]guy in your happy e[F]nding
[C]Well you were wrong to lead me on
Now in the [F]night I wake up sc[G]reamin[F]g
[C]Where the hell did I go wrong?
Whereâ??[F]s Scotty when yo[G]u need him?
[C]Pinch me, is this real?
Iâ??m on a one-way ticke[F]t back to loserville
Heading for the social [C]flat line
Things are so bad [Am]that
Iâ??m dusting off m[C]y star[F] tre[G]k shrine
[C]This is where it ends and I can taste the glory
[F]How can I depend
On a better story m[Am]aybe?
blew it couldnt sa[C]ve me
Think about her a[Em]ll th[F]e tim[G]e
Itâ??s like I never had a v[Em]ale[F]nt[G]ine
So I guess I better [F]kiss goo[C]dbye
To my [F]ticket outta loserville
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