| B | G#m | B | G#m | |
| Tulip | Baroo | Tulip | Baroo |
| B | G#m | E | C# | |
| The | magnetic | rollerskater wears a | bonnet of | blue |
| C | E | |
| Bonnet of | blue |
| B | G#m | B | G#m | |
| Tulip | Baroom | though you are | four walls |
| E | C# | C | E | |
| You | don't make a | room don't | make a | room |
| G#m | |
| I caught you |
| G | |
| covered in | tinsel |
| F# | E | G# | |
| Bouncing your | eyeballs off a | pinstripe | piano |
| C#m | |
| Don't you think |
| F# | |
| that I get lonely | too? |
| Don't you think |
| A | G# | E | |
| that | I get | lonely | too? |
| B | G#m | B | G#m | |
| Tulip Ba | lanc | Tulip Ba | lanc |
| B | G#m | |
| The | mouse caught in the h | ubcap |
| E | C# | |
| Goes | clanky clank | clank |
| C | E | |
| Clanky clank | clank |
| B | G#m | B | G#m | |
| Tulip Bar | ance the | turtle necked | boatman |
| E | C# | C | E | |
| Does the plum | dance | does the plum | dance |
| G#m | G | |
| I | caught you disguised as a | man with a mustache |
| F# | E | G# | |
| Se | lling secrets to a | canned | tomato |
| C#m | F# | |
| Don't you think that I get lonely | too? |
| Am | G# | E | |
| Don't you think that | I get | lonely | too? |
| G#(m?) |
| Tulip Baroo Tulip Baroo |
| C#m | A#dim7 | |
| I don't know | what to make of | you |
| B | E | |
| You're in | charge of every | coup |
| F | F# | |
| that the | feds set out to | do |
| G#m | |
| Tulip | Baroo Tulip Baroo |
| G | |
| There's an | island off of Spain |
| C#m7b5 | |
| Where it's | snowing out of season |
| C7 | |
| and they | claim its cause of you |
| B G#m (play B G#m and then play the "Don't you think" part) |
| Tulip Baroo |
| B | G#m | B | G#m | |
| Tulip Ba | roob | Tulip Ba | roob |
| B | G#m | E | C# | |
| The | underhanded | grocer is | soaking a | tube |
| C | E | |
| Soaking a | tube |
| B | G#m | B | G#m | |
| Tulip | Baraw the | ground split | wide open |
| E | C# | C | E | |
| Like a | musical | saw | musical | sawawawwwwwwwaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww |