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Ode To My Car  Adam Sandler

   [F#m]      [244222]                            

The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
          [A]                [E]                [D]                [E]                    
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|


or like this:
          [A]                [E]                [D]                [E]                    
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|



Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.


INTRO:

   [F#m]    [E]  [Dsus2]       Here we go

   [A]    [E]    [Dsus2]        [E]  No, no, no
   [A](oooh [E]ooooh) ([Dsus2]oooooh [E]ooooooh)
VERSE 1:

   [A] Piece of [E]shit car

   [Dsus2]     I got a piece of [E]shit car
   [A] That fucking [E]pile of shit
   never [Dsus2]gets me very [E]far
   [A] My car's a big [E]piece of shit
   'cause the [Dsus2]shocks are fucking [E]shot
   [A]  and my seatbelt's fucking [E]broken
   I got to [Dsus2]tie it in a [E]knot
(it's a piece of shit)


VERSE 2: (play same as verse 1)

I can't see throught the windshield
'cause it's got a big fucking crack
and the interior smells real bad
'cause my friend puked in the back
(it's a piece of shit)


CHORUS:

   [A](piece of shit [E]car)

   Piece of shit [Dsus2]car
   (you got a piece of [E]shit car)
   It sucks royal [A]dick
   (that fucking pile of [E]shit)
   oooh, a 100 percent [Dsus2]crap
   (never gets him very [E]far)
   Oh fuck you [A]car
VERSE 3:

It's got no CD player
It only got the fuckin 8-track
Whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nutsack
(they can lick his ass too)
and I got no fucking brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day
I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
(you fucking piece of shit)


CHORUS: (play like previous chorus)

(piece of shit car)
I got a piece of shit car
(you got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(you fucking pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit


BRIDGE:

   Oh what the [Dsus2]fuck did I do?

   what the [E]fuck did I do?
   what the [Dsus2]fuck did I do?
   to [E]get stuck with you?
   You're too [Dsus2]wide for drive through
   and you [E]smell like tissue
   but I'm [F#m]too broke to [E]buy something [Dsus2]new
Ooooh, fuck me


GUITAR-SOLO:
   [-]Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.


VERSE 4: (play same as verses 1,2 & 3)

Well, the engine likes to flood
the car always fucking stalls
and the seat cushion's got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch ouch ouch)
Blasted doorlocks are busted
I got to use a fucking coathanger
(what a pain in his ass)
and if a girlie sees my car
there's no chance I'll ever bang her
(he never ever get the pussy)
Hey shut up


CHORUS: (play like previous choruses)

(piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fucking tires
(he got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(he got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Whoooooooah
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
(he got a piece of shit car)
hey cabbie, give me a push
(piece of shit car)

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