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| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| | An ol | d man | turned ninet | y-eight |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| He won t | he lot | tery and | died the next | day |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's a | black | fly in | your chardo | nnay |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's a | death row | pardon two | minutes too | late |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| Isn't it | ironi | c... don't you | think | |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's like | rain | on y | our wedding | day |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's a free | ride | when you've | already | paid |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's the good | advic | e that you | just didn't | take |
| | Fm | Cadd9 | D/F# |
| And | who would've | thought... it fi | gures |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| Mr. | Play | It Safe was af | raid to f | ly |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| He packed his | suitc | ase and kissed his | kids good- | bye |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| He waited his | whole damn | life to | take that | flight |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| And as the | plane crashed | down he thought, well | isn't this n | ice |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| And Isn't this | ironi | c ... don't you | think? | |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's like | rain | on y | our wedding | day |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's a free | ride | when you've | already | paid |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's the good | advic | e that you | just didn't | take |
| | Fm | Cadd9 | D/F# |
| And | who would've | thought... it fi | gures |
| | Cadd9 | Dadd9 |
| Well | life has a funny way of sneaking up | on you |
| When you think everything's ok and everythings going right |
| And yeah well life has a funny way of helping you out when |
| You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up in your face |
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| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| A | traffic | jam when you're | already l | ate |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| A no-s | moking | sign on your | cigarette | break |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's like | 10,000 | spoons when all you | need is a | knife |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's | meeting the man of my | dreams then meeting his | beautiful | wife |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| And isn't it | ironi | c... don't you | think | |
| | D/F# | Gadd9 | D/F# | Em7 |
| A little too | ironi | c.. and yeah I r | eally do | think... |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's like | rain | on y | our wedding | day |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's a free | ride | when you've | already | paid |
| | D/F# | G | D/F# | Em7 |
| It's the good | advic | e that you | just didn't | take |
| | Fm | Cadd9 | D/F# |
| And | who would've | thought... it fi | gures |
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Cadd9 Dadd9Dadd9*Dadd9 Cadd9 -e|-3-2------| Cadd9
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