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| I gave birth to | twin wire hang ov | ers. |
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| and now I am a | personal space i | nvader. |
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| I've got essays, | I've got finals | due. |
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| I have got | lots and lots of p | roblems. |
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| Look out! |
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| Look ou-ah-how-ow out |
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| And how can you put | that straw up your | nose, |
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| when you | know how | coke is ma | nufactured? |
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| Its made by children | for the immatu | re. |
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| It is made | by babies who've been | captured. |
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| It's a sin against your fellow m | an. |
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| Changes Tempo |
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| And | welcome to this | world, have as much | fun as |
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| you would like | while |
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| helping | others have as mu | ch fun as you are | having. |
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| Be | kind to those you | love, and be | kind to those you d | on't. |
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| But for | Gods sake you gotta | be kind, and r | espectful because we' | re all one soul. |
| Be the best fucking human you could be! |
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| Ke | ep | sp | eeding up each time |