| Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me |
| I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?
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| And these lads just wind the coppers up |
| Ask why they don't catch proper crooks |
| Get their address and their name's took |
| But they couldn't care less |
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| He got thrown in the riot van |
| And all the coppers kicked him in |
| And there was no way he could win |
| Just had to take it on the chin |