| Am | Dm | |
| 1, 2, 3 and 4 | more makes 7 |
| E | |
| And | 6 is afraid of 7 |
| Am | |
| Cause 7 ate 9 |
| A | Dm | |
| Nine was minding his | business |
| E | Am | |
| Talking to | 10 about Gordie Howe's c | lothes |
| E | Am | |
| Why 7 ate 9? Nobody k | nows. |
| E | E | E | E | E | E | E | E | E | |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 10 |
| No Chords |
| What about 9? |
| Am | |
| Seven ate nine | ! |
| Dm | E | |
| Oh the cat'll have to live with | eight lives now |
| Dm | E | |
| Ronaldo will have to make d | o |
| Dm | E | |
| Ever since seven ate | 9 it seems |
| Dm | E | |
| Seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe t | oo |
| Am | |
| Seven ate nine | ! |
| Am | Dm | |
| Once upon a time in our | solar system |
| E | Am | |
| We couldn't make do without | 9 |
| E | Am | |
| But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do f | ine. |
| Dm | E | |
| Oh the cat'll have to do with | 8 lives now |
| Dm | E | |
| And the Chinese will be out of l | uck |
| Dm | E | |
| Vampires will have to think of s | ome other method |
| Dm | E | |
| Cause without their canines, | how will they suck? |
| Am | |
| Seven ate nin | e! |
| E | E | E | E | E | E | E | E | E | |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 10 |
| No Chords |
| What about nine? |
| Am | |
| Seven ate nin | e! |
| Am | |
| Seven ate nin | e! |
| Am | |
| Seven ate nin | e! |
| E | Am | |
| Seven ate nin | e! |