| G | C | |
| I'm a kid in a | candy store |
| Am D (with some Dsus4 and Dsus2 in there) |
| I'm a bull in a china shop |
| G | Em | |
| I'm a tired old | metaphor |
| C | D | |
| For | everything you | can't afford |
| Am | D | G | |
| And | everything you | can't afford to | be |
| I'm a public embarrassment |
| I'm a bottle of diet poison |
| I'm a walking advertisement |
| For everything I never meant |
| And everything I never meant to be |
| Chorus |
| G | D | Em | C | |
| I can't | hear a thing |
| G | D | Em | C | |
| Cause | I've stopped | liste | ning |
| I'm the reason I don't go out |
| I'm afraid I might tell me something |
| I'm the shadow of every doubt |
| I'm the product this song's about |
| I'm the product this song's about to be |
| Chorus |
| I can't hear a thing |
| Cause I've stopped listening |
| x2 |
| Bridge |
| Am | D | |
| Every | morning |
| Am | D | |
| Since I was bo | rn |
| Em | D | C | |
| It's been | hard to look | in the | mirror |
| Am | C | D | |
| And | see my face | for the | horns |
| All the fun that the law allows |
| All the fun but with half the meaning |
| Come on over, I'll show you how |
| If you lived here you'd be home by now |
| If you still lived here you'd be home now with me |
| Chorus |
| I can't hear a thing |
| Cause I've stopped listening |
| I can't hear a thing |
| Cause I've stopped listening |
| Outro (same as intro) |
| G | D | Em | C |