| C | E | F | G | |
| If t | heres som | eone you can | live without, then do so. |
| C | E | F | G | |
| And | if theres | someone you | can just shove out, do so. |
| Chorus |
| C E F G (strum) |
| You can be my yoko ono |
| You can follow me wherever I go |
| Be my, be my, be my yoko ono. |
| C | E | F | G | |
| Isnt | it beaut | iful to see t | wo people so much in love? |
| C | E | F | G | |
| Bare | naked as | two virgins h | and in hand and hand and hand in glove. |
| C | E | F | G | |
| Now | that Im f | ar away it do | esnt seem to me to be such a pain. |
| C | E | F | G | |
| To h | ave you h | anging off my | ankle like some kind of ball and chain. |
| Chorus |
| C E7 F G (strum fast) |
| Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun. |
| Oh no, here we go as yoko sings |
| (GUITAR STOPS) |
| Aieee! |
| C | E | F | G | |
| I kn | ow that w | hen I say thi | s |
| C | E | F | G | |
| I ma | y be step | ping on pins | and needles. |
| C | E | F | G | |
| But | I dont li | ke all these | people |
| C | E | F | G | |
| Slag | ging her | for breaking | up the beatles. |
| (dont blame it on yokey!) |
| C | E | F | G | |
| If I | was john | and you were | yoko, |
| C | E | F | G | |
| I wo | uld gladl | y give up mus | ical genius, |
| C | E | F | G | |
| Just | to have | you as my ver | y own, personal venus. |
| (hit it!) |
| Chorus |
| Great song, super fun to play at parties and such. |