| E | B | |
| I'm not the best man in | this world, but I know that I'll do |
| A | E | |
| oh, oh, why you w | anna give me a black eye |
| E | B | |
| I'm not the best man in | this world, but I know that I'll do |
| A | E |
| coffee at 7 and then I'm at work by 9 |
| E | B | |
| I always thought the c | arefree style would be the way I lived my life |
| A | E | |
| been trippin on 1992 w | hen all you did was smile |
| E | B | |
| I guess that that's what wa | s on my mind the day I asked you to be my wife |
| A | E | |
| continues | on in the same way* |
| now I say oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye |
| I'm not the best man in this world, but I'm the best one for you |
| I put away one day this week it was just for you and me |
| there was nothing much to fight about as far as I could see |
| do you remember when I was 8 and you were 5 |
| I spent a lifetime with you girl and now you sock me in my eye |
| so I say oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye |
| I'm not the best man in this world, but I'm the best one for you |
| black eye, the soul brains, human rights |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on the skinny puppy |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on the echo belly |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on the duran duran |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on the minute men |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on the o.m.d. |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths it'll be a catastrophe |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on anybody |
| don't put on the cure |
| don't put on the smiths |
| don't put on Ozomatli |
| if you asked me I would cross the greatest ocean |
| with wieghts tied to my toes |
| I would do that |
| I would walk over burning coals I would even |
| jump the grand canyon on a motor bike |
| I would do that |
| there's so many things that I would do if you asked me to |
| but there is this one thing |
| you shouldn't ask me |
| don't never never ask me to turn down the Ziggens |
| I would not do that |
| so don't ask me |