| A | A | A7 | D | Dm | A | E | A | E |
| A | |
| This reign of plastic |
| A7 | |
| That replaced the | reign of gold |
| D | Dm | |
| Couldn't have | known that | you |
| Would feel so undersold |
| A | |
| If | love was built on hindsight |
| E | |
| Then you | surely would have seen |
| A | |
| You were | joining hands |
| E | |
| With the | Tupperware Queen |
| Yes you gave a groan |
| When I took that throne |
| But can you choose a Queen |
| When you behave like a drone |
| Where the silverware's not expected |
| And certainly never been |
| That's the ideal kingdom |
| Of this Tupperware Queen |
| I didn't mean to fool you |
| Into feeling King |
| Of anything but plastic |
| And what plastic brings |
| If gold is what she had |
| It's what I could've been |
| The unaffordable dream |
| Of this Tupperware Queen |
| Yes you gave a groan |
| When I took that throne |
| But don't expect a gem |
| When you're quarrying for stone |
| Where the silverware's not expected |
| And certainty never been |
| That's the ideal kingdom |
| Of this Tupperware Queen |
| In future when that moan |
| Has turned to prone |
| And the slightest groan |
| Feels so overblown |
| Remember you're a drone |
| And the Queen however plastic |
| Runs the honeycomb |
| Runs the honeycomb |
| Honeycomb, honey, honey |
| Remember you're a drone |
| And the Queen however plastic |
| Runs the honeycomb |
| By DannyInE |