| G | Am | |
| Here he | comes - Mother's | Pride |
| G | Am | |
| With the | first ever satchel she bought him swinging | by his side |
| G | Am | |
| Here he | comes Mother's | Pride |
| G | Am | |
| With a | headful of 'get your laces tied' and ' | woe betide' |
| F | C | |
| With a | year's supply of sandwiches and | fairy cakes |
| F | C | |
| That | she provides for him to eat at | dinner breaks |
| F | Am | G | |
| It's | no suprise at | all, at all the | friends he makes |
| Am | |
| His | stomach aches |
| G | |
| he's Mother's | Pride |
| Am | C | |
| He's | presentable, well looked | after |
| F | C | |
| He's | domestically | disastrous |
| F | G | C | |
| He's | adorable | - Mother's | Pride |
| C | Dm | |
| Here he | comes - Father's | Pride |
| C | Dm | |
| With a h | ead filled up with devil dogs and | genocide |
| C | Dm | |
| Here he | comes - Father's | Pride |
| C | Dm | |
| He's | showing all the kids his tickets | for ringside |
| Bb | F | |
| He'll | always roam the yard looking | for a fight |
| Bb | F | |
| He'll | pick on all the kids who're | twice his height |
| Bb | Dm | C | |
| He's the | reason dinner | ladies toss and | turn at night |
| Dm | C | |
| Teacher's Blight - Father's | Pride |
| Dm | F | |
| He's the | image of his | Dad |
| Bb | F | |
| Mickey | Mouse meets Jack the | Lad |
| Bb | C | F | |
| He's | never sad | - Father's | Pride |
| G | Am |
| Here he comes Mother's Pride |
| Here he comes Father's Pride |
| Here he comes Mother's Pride |
| Father's Pride |
| His Mother's Pride |