| C | Fmaj | Cmaj7 | Fmaj7 |
E|--------0----------|--------0----------| B|-----/5-1----------|----0---1----------| G|-----/5-2---2---0--|----0---2---2---0--| D|--------3-----3----|--------3-----3----| A|--3----------------|--3----------------| E|-------------------|-------------------|
| 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . |
| C | Fmaj7 | |
| And the | women tug | their hair |
| Cmaj7 | Fmaj7 | |
| Like they're | trying to | prove it won't fall out |
| C | Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 | Fmaj7 |
| C | Fmaj7 | |
| And | all the men | are gargoyles |
| Cmaj7 | Fmaj7 | |
| Dipped | long in | Irish stout |
| C | Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 | Fmaj7 |
| G | |
| The whole place is pickled |
| G | Am | |
| The people are pickles for | sure |
| G | |
| And | no-one knows if they've done more here |
| C | E7 | |
| Than they | ever would do in a | jar |
| Am | C | Am | C | |
| This could be | Rotterdam or | anywhere, | Liverpool or | Rome, |
| Am | C | D7 | G7 | |
| 'Cause | Rotterdam is | anywhere, | anywhere | alone, |
| G7 | |
| Anywhere alone |
| Intro * 2 |
| And everyone is blond |
| And everyone is beautiful |
| And when blond and beautiful are multiple |
| They become so dull and dutiful |
| And when faced with dull and dutiful |
| They fire red warning flares |
| Battle-khaki personality |
| With red underwear |
| This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome, |
| 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone, |
| Anywhere alone |
| Intro * 4 |
| The whole place is pickled |
| The people are pickles for sure |
| And no-one knows if they've done more here |
| Than they ever would do in a jar |
| This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome, |
| 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone, |
| This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome, |
| 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone, |
| Anywhere alone |
| Repeat intro to fade. |