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G-----0-1-2-----------0-1-2-----------0-1-2--------------------------------|
D----2---------------2----------------2----------------0-1-2---------------|
A----------------------------------------------------2---------------------|
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A----------------------------------------------------4-5-6-7-----------|
E----2-3-4-5-------2-3-4-5-----------2-3-4-5---------------------------|
| | A |
| | When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8 |
| | A | E |
| | You wanna see the smile on my fa | ce |
| | A |
| | And even at my door, with a 4 4 4 |
| | A | E |
| | There ain't no man can replac | e |
| Then comes the chorus In which the bass and 1st guitar join guitar 2 with chords! |
| | A | Bm |
| | 'Cause we love our love, in different siz | es |
| | D | A |
| I love her bod | y, especially the line | s |
| | Bm |
| Time takes it's toll, but not on the ey | es |
| | E | A |
| Promise me thi | s, take me tonig | ht |
| In verse three & four, the 1st guitar and bass come back in with the funky intro riff |
| the 2nd guitar plays chords again!! |
| | A |
| | If he's extra large well I'm in charge |
| | E |
| | I can work this thing on top |
| | A |
| | If he's XXL well what the hell |
| | E |
| | Every penny don't fit the slot |
| | A |
| | The anorexic chicks, the model 6 |
| | E |
| | They don't hold no weight with me |
| | A |
| | Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine |