| D | F# | F#7 | |
| Birds are singing in the | tree | s |
| E | A | |
| As we rise | up on a beautiful | morning |
| D | |
| But I can't | hear |
| F# | F#7 | |
| That beautiful | soun | d |
| E | A | |
| Because I | 'm permanently | yawning |
| D | F# | F#7 | |
| What about the time of the | fanc | y dress |
| E | A | |
| When | you came dressed as your | mum |
| D | F# | F#7 | |
| And | there I was splendid in my | peng | uin suit |
| E | A | |
| So scared to show my | bill |
| D | F# | F#7 | |
| You must have been | listening to your | Caro | usel |
| E | A | |
| Your | Carousel, that | Carousel |
| D | |
| Remember the | time |
| F# | F#7 | E | A | |
| When I turned the | hous | e into a | rocket | ship |
| D | |
| And you re | fused to come to Mars |
| F# | F#7 | |
| You said "It's | too | far" |
| E | A | |
| You | had to be back by six to watch | your |
| D | F# | F#7 | E | A | |
| Carousel |
| D | F# | F#7 | |
| Saturn's much too | far | (Spoken || ) |
| E A \/ |
| You had to watch Carousel (What's going on in there?) |
| D | |
| When we first | met |
| F# | F#7 | |
| I asked you for your | hand |
| E | A | |
| I didn't really mean | that hand |
| D | |
| I meant | join hands |
| F# | F#7 | |
| Bake phallic | cake | (Bake phallic cake) |
| E | |
| Carry round sticky | tape |
| A | |
| And love those devil | dogs |
| D | F# | F#7 | |
| Be an Indian elephant | (Be an Indian elephant) |
| E | A | |
| Bait straight people |
| D | |
| But you | must have missed my wink |
| F# | F#7 | E | A | |
| You | must | have missed my wink |
| (I love you, |
| But you're boring, you know, |
| I really do love you |
| But you're so particularly boring) |
| Maybe you were too busy listening to |
| D | |
| Carousel |
| F# | F#7 | E | A | |
| watching | Caro | usel, living | Carousel |
| D | |
| You were listening to | Carousel |
| F# F#7 E A(one strum) |
| You were watching Carousel |