| Amaj7 | Emaj7 | |
| Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this | way again |
| Amaj7 | Emaj7 | |
| If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse what | could he do? |
| Amaj7 | Emaj7 | |
| He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that | funny day |
| Amaj7 | |
| And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because |
| F#m | G#m | |
| It's | bound to be less boring than today |
| A | Amaj7 | |
| Bound to be less boring than to | morrow |
| Hilary went to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say |
| Everybody thought that she was boring so they never listened anyway |
| Nobody was really saying anything of interest she fell asleep |
| She was into S&M and bible studies |
| Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me |
| A | |
| A cup of tea she would admit to no one |
| F#m | G#m | |
| A cup of tea she would admit to me |
| A | Amaj7 | |
| A cup of tea she would admit to no one |
| Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information |
| The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her confirmation |
| Saint Theresa's calling her the church up on the hill is looking lovely |
| But it didn't interest the only things she wants to know is |
| How and why and when and where to go |
| How and why and when and where to follow |
| How and why and when and where to go |
| A | |
| How and why and when and where to follow |
| C#m | |
| But if | you are feeling sinister |
| B | |
| Go | off and see a minister |
| A E A - E - A (etc.) |
| He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever |
| E | A | |
| When she got back her spirituality was thrown into con | fusion |
| E | A | |
| So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Redif | fusion |
| E | A | |
| Look at me I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being | poor |
| E | |
| Now I'm in a million pieces picked up for deliberation |
| F#m | G#m | |
| By the people listening at home |
| A | |
| By the people watching on the telly |
| By the people listening at home |
| By the people watching on the telly |
| But if you are feeling sinister |
| Go off and see a minister |
| He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever |
| A | E | |
| La la la | la la la la... |
| A | |
| La la la | la la la la |
| But if you are feelin sinister |
| Go off and see a minister |
| A | |
| The | chances are you'll probably feel better |
| If you stay and play with yourself |
| End on E |