| B | |
| I don't w | ant to play football |
| I don't understand |
| F#m | |
| The r | ules of the game |
| B | |
| I don't w | ant to play football |
| I don't understand |
| A | |
| The t | hrill of running |
| Catching, throwing |
| D | |
| Ta | king orders from a moron |
| A | |
| Gra | bbing for the sweaty crotches |
| D | |
| Get | ting hit by people |
| F#m | |
| I don't k | now |
| Sugar |
| D | |
| I'd ra | ther play a different |
| F#m | |
| Sort of g | ame |
| Sugar |
| D | A | |
| O | ne where girls are good as boys at pl | aying. |